"Cutting" Remarks
A Newsletter from
Plant Source International
The “CUTTING” REMARKS newsletter is an
attempt to present what could be considered boring
and mundane information in a lighthearted manner to
make it easy to read, yet informative. I have appointed
myself editor and have created my literary alter ego,
D’urc to do the “dirty work”. If
there is ever anything incorrectly portrayed or controversial,
I can always blame D’urc. In reality, I would
like for this newsletter to be an enjoyable tool for
growers, sales reps and customer service personnel
to be kept up to date with happenings related to Plant
Source International and our products. The intent
is to present a new 2-3 page issue 3- 4 times a year
with timely information to assist in the acquisition
and growing of PSI products. Occasionally there will
be a one page “Special Edition” with information
that just cannot wait for the next issue. The newsletter
and special editions will be distributed by e-mail,
as well as being available on the web-site (that would
be right here). <--(This is a good example of the
sarcastic humor you will find in the “CUTTING”
REMARKS newsletters.) One way in which I feel I can
make this newsletter more effective is explained in
the article below:
“DRAGNET VERSION” AVAILABLE TO
TIME CHALLENGED INDIVIDUALS
There is no question that most of us are challenged
to complete all tasks within the prescribed
amount of time (that being the 24 hour day).
So, in an effort to save
time for our readers, we have developed
the “Dragnet
Version” of our newsletter. The
Dragnet Version is based on Sgt. Friday’s
“famous” chastising comment, “Just
the facts, ma’am!” Therefore, the
Dragnet Versions contains
only the pertinent facts. This special
version can be accessed by using your special
issue 3D glasses and your de-coder ring. Or,
the easier way is to simply review all information
which appears in bold type within any article.
I’m quite certain that you may agree or
disagree with what we determine to be important,
but in any case, if
you read only the bold type, it will take you
less time than reading the entire newsletter.
If you do choose to go the lazy route you may
miss the dry, witty humor that might occasionally
be successfully presented. It’s
your choice!
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All that being said; this newsletter is for you.
Please let me know what I can do to make this newsletter
more useful for you. You will find in each issue I
will sign off as “I remain unrootedly devoted
to delivering this newsletter to you.” I’m
not really sure what this means literally, but it
is my attempt to tell that I intend to work at making
this a fun and informative conveyance of information
to and for you. Any suggestions on how I can make
this newsletter better will be graciously accepted
by D’urc (a.k.a. Alan Zaeske) at azaeske@sbcglobal.net
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